So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2403. | (poog) | 110.57 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 2404. | (ashish_antil248) | 110.57 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 2405. | (smexicle) | 110.56 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 2406. | (mourningstar) | 110.56 | 93% | 2013-01-21 |
| 2407. | (a1v1) | 110.56 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 2408. | (lumenesce) | 110.55 | 98% | 2016-02-21 |
| 2409. | (smite) | 110.55 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 2410. | Rico (ricochandraxyz) | 110.55 | 18% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2411. | (antron92) | 110.55 | 99% | 2012-06-06 |
| 2412. | (hwangkyomin) | 110.55 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 2413. | (frostmage864) | 110.54 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2414. | (sunaisaqt) | 110.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2415. | (fyyar) | 110.54 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 2416. | (exyia) | 110.54 | 97% | 2015-08-03 |
| 2417. | (lideeuhh) | 110.53 | 95% | 2012-01-06 |
| 2418. | Obito (daviddeng8) | 110.53 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2419. | (rbur70x7) | 110.52 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 2420. | (captaineleven) | 110.52 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2421. | (sykkennedy) | 110.52 | 90% | 2016-05-20 |
| 2422. | (isulje22) | 110.51 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 2423. | (ginnymo) | 110.51 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
| 2424. | (matrix0) | 110.51 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 2425. | kee (keeyai) | 110.48 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 2426. | (uzumakidfreecs) | 110.48 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2427. | (redtr) | 110.48 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 2428. | Atilla (blueatillalonny) | 110.48 | 90% | 2014-12-11 |
| 2429. | (nereid) | 110.47 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 2430. | (manze) | 110.46 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2431. | (ignisf0x) | 110.45 | 99% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2432. | (cubexp208) | 110.45 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |