As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2089. | Lonky (lonkyxd) | 112.31 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2090. | Dragurus (dragurusx) | 112.30 | 99% | 2017-03-23 |
| 2091. | what it do (argig) | 112.30 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 2092. | Dongles (dongles) | 112.29 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2093. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 112.28 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2094. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 112.27 | 98% | 2024-06-17 |
| 2095. | (atypicaltypist) | 112.27 | 99% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2096. | DJ (shrivled) | 112.26 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 2097. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 112.24 | 99% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2098. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 112.22 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 2099. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 112.21 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 2100. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 112.21 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 2101. | tambii (aid1337) | 112.21 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2102. | Stephen (installed) | 112.21 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2103. | satwik (satwik_060) | 112.18 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2104. | DELA CRUZ (delacruzz) | 112.18 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 2105. | notdallas (jjthot) | 112.17 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2106. | caleb (caleb123456) | 112.17 | 94.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 2107. | Richard (redjoe) | 112.16 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 2108. | Joe (seph_of_joe) | 112.16 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2109. | Fianchetto123 (fianchetto123) | 112.15 | 92% | 2016-09-13 |
| 2110. | Igor (skeef79) | 112.13 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 2111. | Andrés (_andresf) | 112.13 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2112. | myle (myle_7894) | 112.11 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2113. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 112.11 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2114. | (ilikeponyz20) | 112.10 | 99.5% | 2025-04-24 |
| 2115. | Kowa (kowatagari) | 112.10 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 2116. | (maherttv) | 112.09 | 97.5% | 2023-06-10 |
| 2117. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 112.09 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2118. | mike (mfubio) | 112.08 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |