I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11166. | Eric (wovenradix) | 84.17 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11167. | . (naxuda) | 84.17 | 88% | 2015-09-28 |
| 11168. | jon (jondallen95) | 84.17 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 11169. | Potato (misterpotatofat) | 84.16 | 95.2% | 2024-05-31 |
| 11170. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 84.16 | 91% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11171. | Keenan (tygere) | 84.16 | 97% | 2015-08-06 |
| 11172. | Katie (ktdubbs93) | 84.16 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 11173. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 84.16 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 11174. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 84.16 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11175. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 84.15 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11176. | Ting (t_mist) | 84.15 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 11177. | Sono (sonojet) | 84.14 | 98% | 2025-10-22 |
| 11178. | brownass (luigi1) | 84.14 | 95.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11179. | pi (schi678) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 11180. | Radeyz (pineapples2925) | 84.14 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 11181. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 84.14 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11182. | Carrisa (joyful143) | 84.13 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 11183. | Daniel McEwan (danimal6699) | 84.13 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 11184. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 84.13 | 95.3% | 2025-01-27 |
| 11185. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11186. | Denzel (axium403) | 84.13 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 11187. | svime (svime) | 84.13 | 88% | 2015-07-02 |
| 11188. | Tim (dudemanppl) | 84.13 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11189. | kc (kimmy1919) | 84.12 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11190. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 84.12 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 11191. | Sint (sint11) | 84.11 | 96% | 2025-08-17 |
| 11192. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 84.11 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11193. | Antonio (senny22) | 84.11 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 11194. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 84.11 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 11195. | theo (theoar) | 84.11 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |