All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
484 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1306. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 121.15 | 98.8% | 2025-01-10 |
| 1307. | Rec (typerec) | 121.14 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1308. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 121.14 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 1309. | Carter (thecartel) | 121.13 | 97.7% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1310. | chuckey (chuckey) | 121.12 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 1311. | fj0q (fj0q) | 121.11 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1312. | Kira (barnabus518) | 121.09 | 98.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1313. | Kira (katekopio) | 121.09 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1314. | Danny (flowburst) | 121.08 | 98.1% | 2025-04-15 |
| 1315. | Spooner (spooner679) | 121.07 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 1316. | Ian (cacapizon) | 121.05 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1317. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 121.05 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 1318. | Knortic (knortic) | 121.05 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 1319. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 121.03 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1320. | MUDAMUDAMUDA (likevin) | 121.02 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1321. | Gamut (gamut) | 120.99 | 98.4% | 2024-10-26 |
| 1322. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 120.98 | 99% | 2020-04-10 |
| 1323. | Bert (brozart) | 120.98 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1324. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (lukenice34) | 120.96 | 98.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1325. | Matthew (mhhuang) | 120.96 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 1326. | Master (oogway404) | 120.95 | 98.4% | 2023-12-05 |
| 1327. | Nick (bballnick2k2) | 120.93 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1328. | CVH (cvh_) | 120.92 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1329. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 120.87 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1330. | havic (havic9) | 120.85 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 1331. | shinyfinder (shinyfinder) | 120.85 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 1332. | Rob (skefull) | 120.84 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1333. | Joshua (lexurus) | 120.83 | 99% | 2025-04-14 |
| 1334. | Ace (killgon) | 120.83 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 1335. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 120.82 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |