I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1892. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1893. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1894. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1895. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1896. | BigMig (bigmig) | 90.39 | 96% | 2025-06-13 |
| 1897. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97.2% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1898. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1899. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1900. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 95.7% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1901. | bobby (bobby7564) | 90.32 | 97% | 2025-10-23 |
| 1902. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1903. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 97.6% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1904. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1905. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1906. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1907. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1908. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1909. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 96.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1910. | Trishu (trishu) | 90.20 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1911. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1912. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1913. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1914. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 97.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1915. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.17 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1916. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.14 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1917. | Patrick (pkr505) | 90.13 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1918. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1919. | Zaid (fastzaid) | 90.11 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1920. | David (dave_em) | 90.10 | 99.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1921. | player (writer35) | 90.10 | 94.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |