So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8599. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 8600. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 88.83 | 99% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8601. | mark (minnimob) | 88.82 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 8602. | Moye (moyoka) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8603. | Konflicted (konflicted) | 88.82 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 8604. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 88.82 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 8605. | zop (kozarrat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
| 8606. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
| 8607. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 88.81 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8608. | Max (lamejokerz) | 88.81 | 97% | 2012-09-12 |
| 8609. | B (mrbguy) | 88.81 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8610. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 8611. | Mark (nielrebe) | 88.81 | 96% | 2013-08-06 |
| 8612. | Eric (divandcon) | 88.80 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 8613. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 8614. | Nate (cptnmarvel) | 88.80 | 98% | 2012-11-16 |
| 8615. | Carson (carsonpomeroy) | 88.79 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 8616. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 88.79 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 8617. | BTB (bobthebuilder) | 88.79 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 8618. | Eric (grqy) | 88.78 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 8619. | Bucky (buhcky) | 88.78 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8620. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 88.78 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 8621. | Dillon (soulclap) | 88.78 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 8622. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 88.77 | 91% | 2012-07-27 |
| 8623. | GriffN (griffn) | 88.77 | 97% | 2012-05-07 |
| 8624. | Khanh (aygentp) | 88.76 | 97.3% | 2023-06-02 |
| 8625. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 88.76 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 8626. | APN (apn341) | 88.76 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 8627. | justin (sonzoffury) | 88.76 | 92% | 2015-08-19 |
| 8628. | Jose (marlak777) | 88.76 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |