So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26468. | Alexander (altso) | 58.39 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 26469. | Shogun (shogunsea) | 58.38 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 26470. | Tatah (t4tatah) | 58.38 | 96% | 2013-11-01 |
| 26471. | Penny (meizi) | 58.38 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 26472. | sarvar (sarvarbhat) | 58.38 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26473. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 58.38 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 26474. | all_7rby (main account) (al... | 58.37 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26475. | cody (theexecellenttyper) | 58.37 | 87% | 2016-11-06 |
| 26476. | Mandip (memandip) | 58.36 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 26477. | Yani (yani540) | 58.36 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 26478. | Tristan (trigg770) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 26479. | VaĊĦek (blazeva) | 58.36 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 26480. | Jonathan (johnathan79717) | 58.36 | 96% | 2011-08-01 |
| 26481. | KualaKrai (kelantan) | 58.36 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
| 26482. | Muntazir Mehdi (muntazir) | 58.35 | 91% | 2014-11-11 |
| 26483. | Arnett (arnett) | 58.35 | 93% | 2011-09-29 |
| 26484. | Suman (kissey) | 58.34 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 26485. | Shreyansh Mittal (shreyyanshh) | 58.34 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 26486. | Savely (krendelhoff) | 58.34 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 26487. | bikram (bikram) | 58.34 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 26488. | Belinda (belindayuan) | 58.34 | 96% | 2013-04-08 |
| 26489. | Yasser (yass_mg) | 58.33 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 26490. | Ray (rayghaddad) | 58.33 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
| 26491. | vishi (vishisaxena) | 58.33 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| 26492. | Bradley (bradley012412) | 58.33 | 85% | 2014-07-15 |
| 26493. | Koustuv (kous2v) | 58.32 | 91% | 2013-12-17 |
| 26494. | Diego (dieagui) | 58.32 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 26495. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 58.32 | 91.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26496. | Jonathan (13steinj) | 58.32 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 26497. | vijay (pykethtitan) | 58.32 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |