The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12492. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 83.99 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 12493. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 83.99 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 12494. | (nismo_gtr) | 83.99 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12495. | (keyslayer17) | 83.99 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12496. | (lberton8) | 83.99 | 97% | 2011-10-25 |
| 12497. | Oleg (oleg27) | 83.98 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 12498. | woo (eastowest) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12499. | (rajatkhanduja) | 83.98 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 12500. | (johnnybg3) | 83.98 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 12501. | (jkalogriopoulos) | 83.98 | 96% | 2012-04-08 |
| 12502. | (fler) | 83.98 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 12503. | Beret (boina) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12504. | (tqtdfq) | 83.97 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12505. | (br3tt) | 83.97 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12506. | (amirrezase7en) | 83.97 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 12507. | (mk1123) | 83.97 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 12508. | (submissiveandbreedable) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12509. | (jazzercize_) | 83.96 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12510. | (rickylago2) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 12511. | (bing041026) | 83.96 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 12512. | Zeki (zekiye1) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 12513. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12514. | (pjsk83) | 83.96 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 12515. | (nickidarling) | 83.96 | 95% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12516. | Tim (bertardy) | 83.96 | 96% | 2014-01-20 |
| 12517. | (llamasquad) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 12518. | Alien (half_alien) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12519. | (jaleel0) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12520. | (antoniostreet) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12521. | (todddddddddd) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |