The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6810. | Reese (leeseree) | 96.84 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 6811. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 96.83 | 95.9% | 2023-05-31 |
| 6812. | Brian (britchkid) | 96.83 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 6813. | Davo (dayu341) | 96.83 | 96% | 2014-05-07 |
| 6814. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 96.83 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6815. | BlueJay (bluejay474) | 96.83 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 6816. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 96.83 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6817. | Andy (nycnets15) | 96.82 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 6818. | Angus (sharksrock) | 96.82 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 6819. | eric (ericsy) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 6820. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 96.82 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 6821. | waclock (waclock) | 96.82 | 91% | 2011-05-17 |
| 6822. | Pond (coldshottt) | 96.81 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6823. | dan (fro44) | 96.81 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6824. | Steven (slowstev) | 96.81 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
| 6825. | VK (vklaglol) | 96.81 | 93% | 2014-10-18 |
| 6826. | Babji (babji) | 96.80 | 91% | 2017-05-15 |
| 6827. | Thomas (okaytom) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 6828. | sssss (sprit) | 96.80 | 98% | 2012-04-22 |
| 6829. | TypeRacer needs new passage... | 96.80 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6830. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6831. | Vince (garg26) | 96.79 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| 6832. | Azog (mrhunter) | 96.79 | 100% | 2016-01-19 |
| 6833. | B (peachlol) | 96.78 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
| 6834. | boogerking (boogerking) | 96.77 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
| 6835. | Charters (gloryglory) | 96.77 | 96% | 2013-01-13 |
| 6836. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 96.77 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
| 6837. | Adam (eidolons) | 96.77 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 6838. | ascjoy (ascjoy) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6839. | Josh (joshindahood) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |