The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4642. | Jason (jb33000) | 103.96 | 97% | 2016-03-16 |
| 4643. | Mel (melxntd) | 103.95 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4644. | Brandon (ddad666) | 103.95 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4645. | William (williamc7879) | 103.95 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4646. | asdf (zergrush) | 103.95 | 98% | 2011-10-02 |
| 4647. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 103.95 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4648. | JiggaCherio (jiggacherio) | 103.95 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 4649. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 103.94 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4650. | Sonny (sonson88) | 103.94 | 99% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4651. | @benakribo (benazio) | 103.94 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 4652. | Bas (basje12) | 103.94 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 4653. | Dew (dew36) | 103.93 | 96.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4654. | BBNobu (bbnobu) | 103.93 | 91% | 2013-05-17 |
| 4655. | (voidhowl) | 103.92 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 4656. | BELT (beltgirl) | 103.92 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 4657. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 103.91 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4658. | Seb (stwice) | 103.88 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 4659. | asu (asu04) | 103.88 | 96% | 2013-07-30 |
| 4660. | Jakub (xaneth) | 103.87 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4661. | nr922 (nr922) | 103.86 | 97.3% | 2023-06-30 |
| 4662. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 103.86 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 4663. | 333 (alino) | 103.86 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 4664. | Spas (crsorsmth) | 103.85 | 94.8% | 2023-06-24 |
| 4665. | mokira (mokira) | 103.85 | 96% | 2013-12-28 |
| 4666. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 103.85 | 91% | 2014-05-13 |
| 4667. | Anthony (antron92) | 103.85 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 4668. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 103.84 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 4669. | Om (omajoshi9) | 103.83 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 4670. | Potato (riyer) | 103.83 | 97% | 2016-10-13 |
| 4671. | Kevin (kjih) | 103.83 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |