And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19777. | Timothy (thekoreanbanana) | 79.67 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 19778. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 79.67 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 19779. | John (tinols) | 79.67 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 19780. | Chetan (chetanmonu) | 79.67 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 19781. | Ethan (an3223) | 79.67 | 99% | 2018-09-28 |
| 19782. | Mancini (mancini) | 79.67 | 95% | 2016-05-24 |
| 19783. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 79.67 | 96% | 2016-10-14 |
| 19784. | IGGS (typeiggs) | 79.66 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 19785. | Huy (pdah) | 79.66 | 94% | 2011-07-10 |
| 19786. | Jack (jfragg) | 79.66 | 96.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 19787. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 19788. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 79.66 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 19789. | ArcanoSk (arcanosk) | 79.66 | 97.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 19790. | Sander (sanderfanzordank) | 79.66 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 19791. | John (lmaobythis) | 79.66 | 95% | 2012-03-22 |
| 19792. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 19793. | nyet (slickman) | 79.65 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19794. | Anton (golden_999) | 79.65 | 97.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19795. | amin (aminyousef) | 79.65 | 97% | 2015-04-11 |
| 19796. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 79.65 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
| 19797. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 79.65 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 19798. | Sorin (zarzare) | 79.65 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 19799. | QUACK (zooming235) | 79.65 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 19800. | Sprypenguin (sprypenguin) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 19801. | Carlos (ephix04) | 79.64 | 95.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 19802. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 79.64 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 19803. | neromantic (neromantic) | 79.64 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 19804. | Luis (pureza) | 79.64 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 19805. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 79.64 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 19806. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 79.63 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |