Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3569. | Yousef (scrufffaic) | 97.94 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3570. | Karanium (karanium) | 97.93 | 98% | 2025-11-23 |
| 3571. | Quotient (quotient) | 97.93 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3572. | Jack (jr9810) | 97.93 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 3573. | Kyle (kryllex) | 97.92 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3574. | ssshanto (ssshanto) | 97.92 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 3575. | Midnight (midnightrabbit) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-02-18 |
| 3576. | havic (havic9) | 97.92 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3577. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 97.91 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 3578. | Kim (chipmonger) | 97.91 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3579. | not (hayso) | 97.90 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 3580. | Peron (horsenot) | 97.90 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3581. | reeeeeee (________e________) | 97.90 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3582. | Ryan (bossmanryan) | 97.89 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3583. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 97.89 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 3584. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 97.89 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 3585. | Marcus (alwayswright331) | 97.88 | 96.5% | 2024-05-29 |
| 3586. | Jun Jie (lemontea387) | 97.88 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 3587. | Luis (duelistone) | 97.88 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3588. | Kei (azathoth4) | 97.88 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 3589. | Ryan (ryanlewist) | 97.87 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3590. | Szymon (destipoop) | 97.87 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 3591. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 3592. | Jason (jb33000) | 97.86 | 99% | 2018-08-12 |
| 3593. | Justin (jjallday13) | 97.85 | 97.3% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3594. | Devin (devingalway) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 3595. | Bwett (bwett) | 97.82 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3596. | zigo (donkeyking123) | 97.81 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 3597. | Niko M. (recline187) | 97.80 | 97.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 3598. | Sean (beahmer) | 97.80 | 100% | 2022-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |