See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3314. | donkey (donkeyfromshrek2) | 106.68 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 3315. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 106.68 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 3316. | Galamb (galamb) | 106.68 | 97.1% | 2024-05-26 |
| 3317. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 106.68 | 96.9% | 2025-02-12 |
| 3318. | klokl (klokl1) | 106.67 | 97.1% | 2023-12-10 |
| 3319. | Mira (mbi615) | 106.67 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 3320. | Jthh1 (jthhh1) | 106.66 | 99% | 2025-09-18 |
| 3321. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 106.66 | 100% | 2023-04-07 |
| 3322. | Jacob (jwill420) | 106.66 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 3323. | Train (trainm8) | 106.66 | 97% | 2025-09-14 |
| 3324. | Dan (danbanica) | 106.65 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 3325. | Hanzo (hanzo123) | 106.64 | 98% | 2026-05-07 |
| 3326. | Mike (alldamday) | 106.64 | 98% | 2025-01-12 |
| 3327. | szijm (szijm) | 106.64 | 98.8% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3328. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 106.64 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 3329. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 106.64 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 3330. | Susan (suecee) | 106.63 | 100% | 2026-01-26 |
| 3331. | acrymoore (acrymoore) | 106.63 | 100% | 2023-09-14 |
| 3332. | BOb (talanox2) | 106.63 | 98% | 2025-04-10 |
| 3333. | Beket (bayemirov) | 106.62 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3334. | typeMogged (dvorak_only_cha... | 106.61 | 98% | 2025-09-10 |
| 3335. | Chagil (chagil) | 106.61 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 3336. | KaiKai (kaikai_panda) | 106.61 | 97.4% | 2024-04-11 |
| 3337. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 106.61 | 98.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3338. | Ahmed (amalhameli) | 106.60 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3339. | yst (boku) | 106.60 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 3340. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 106.59 | 97% | 2025-08-02 |
| 3341. | Hi (aspenink) | 106.59 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 3342. | Ricky (galvanize) | 106.58 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 3343. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 106.58 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |