With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1985. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 115.24 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 1986. | ДЕБИЛАНА ТОТАЛ... | 115.23 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1987. | BLS (blsessex) | 115.23 | 99% | 2017-01-12 |
| 1988. | Robin (morriganistaken) | 115.22 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 1989. | bleys (bleys) | 115.21 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 1990. | michael (banane_1) | 115.21 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 1991. | Matthew (mlhmatt) | 115.17 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1992. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 115.16 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 1993. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 115.15 | 99% | 2025-12-23 |
| 1994. | Todd (jeez560) | 115.15 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1995. | Atavachronator (predators3423) | 115.15 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 1996. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 115.12 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 1997. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 115.10 | 98.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1998. | Rebecca (chrysalisopens) | 115.10 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1999. | Snader (mrsander) | 115.09 | 97.1% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2000. | Grand (grand_54) | 115.08 | 97% | 2024-02-10 |
| 2001. | M (not_honded01) | 115.06 | 99.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2002. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 115.06 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 2003. | Vera (veong) | 115.06 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2004. | eun (lunflaer) | 115.04 | 99% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2005. | Dahm (dahm123) | 115.03 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2006. | Racer (bevigilantheiscoming... | 115.02 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2007. | corey (xkarma5636) | 115.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2008. | Liam (backflip9) | 115.00 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 2009. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 114.97 | 100% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2010. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 114.97 | 98.8% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2011. | Omer (om3rrr) | 114.97 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2012. | (c_xor) | 114.97 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2013. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 114.96 | 96.6% | 2021-12-17 |
| 2014. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 114.95 | 99.1% | 2024-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |