As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7272. | quay tay (donkaso) | 90.28 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
| 7273. | Charles (misterdonut21) | 90.27 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 7274. | Banana (banankake) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7275. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 90.27 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7276. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 90.27 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7277. | Phil (pbenoit) | 90.27 | 89% | 2015-12-15 |
| 7278. | Robbo (robdaddyg) | 90.27 | 100% | 2019-03-29 |
| 7279. | Andrew (drewbakka) | 90.26 | 99% | 2020-05-06 |
| 7280. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 90.26 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7281. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 90.26 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 7282. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 90.26 | 85% | 2015-04-03 |
| 7283. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.25 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 7284. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7285. | Tommy (tom441) | 90.25 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 7286. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 90.24 | 98.8% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7287. | Farameer (farameer1) | 90.24 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7288. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 90.23 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 7289. | Erna (banksy1829) | 90.23 | 96.8% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7290. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 90.23 | 96.2% | 2025-04-13 |
| 7291. | Blaze King (blazeking) | 90.23 | 96.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7292. | Beret (boina) | 90.23 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7293. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 90.23 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7294. | Suzy (colemak5) | 90.23 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 7295. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 90.23 | 94% | 2016-08-20 |
| 7296. | hiroshi (roshmadosh) | 90.22 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7297. | Omar (omarino) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 7298. | Tats (tatss) | 90.21 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 7299. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 90.21 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 7300. | Elliot Marklund (helikopetr... | 90.20 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7301. | lakies (lakies) | 90.20 | 98.6% | 2025-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |