I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2227. | . (saucegodron) | 121.84 | 98.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 2228. | Lonely (ap053001) | 121.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 2229. | sm (smgreato) | 121.83 | 99.4% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2230. | Ivani (ivansingo) | 121.80 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2231. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 121.80 | 100% | 2017-02-28 |
| 2232. | catboy (knightsunder) | 121.80 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2233. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 121.80 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2234. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 121.79 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2235. | Nasufp (nasufp) | 121.77 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 2236. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 121.76 | 100% | 2025-02-07 |
| 2237. | Who? (levitations) | 121.76 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2238. | David (fuzzycheeks) | 121.75 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2239. | Bird (thatonebird) | 121.72 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2240. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 121.72 | 96.9% | 2025-03-16 |
| 2241. | TrinidadJason (trinidadrobba) | 121.72 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2242. | Minh (lminh) | 121.72 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2243. | Cube (abdullah67) | 121.71 | 98.8% | 2024-12-18 |
| 2244. | swagzter (slurpman) | 121.71 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2245. | Jackie (laserelite) | 121.68 | 98.2% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2246. | Lucas (supermug) | 121.68 | 99.4% | 2024-02-11 |
| 2247. | Tyler (pinkrangerz) | 121.68 | 98.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2248. | TotalledZebra (totalledzebra) | 121.68 | 100% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2249. | Luuk (luukkeller) | 121.60 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 2250. | Hovari (hovari) | 121.59 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 2251. | FATALITY! Israel wins. (fot... | 121.58 | 100% | 2023-06-03 |
| 2252. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 121.57 | 99% | 2025-07-28 |
| 2253. | jsung (jsung888) | 121.57 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| 2254. | Max (maxijazz) | 121.57 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 2255. | Nhân (hvnhan) | 121.57 | 98% | 2017-05-13 |
| 2256. | xSora (xsora) | 121.56 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |