I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8961. | moofasa (macywood) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 8962. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 87.80 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 8963. | Eva (evathebelieva) | 87.80 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 8964. | Sam (pnayserenity) | 87.79 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 8965. | Spacemen (spacemen13579) | 87.78 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 8966. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8967. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 87.78 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
| 8968. | Clifton (charcoalfiltered) | 87.78 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8969. | インジゴ (oralist) | 87.78 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 8970. | joe (sellsyboy) | 87.78 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 8971. | nils (nilers) | 87.78 | 97% | 2014-03-03 |
| 8972. | Jawad (ocher) | 87.78 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 8973. | burro (banton) | 87.78 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 8974. | BigLord (biglord) | 87.77 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
| 8975. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 87.77 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 8976. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 87.77 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 8977. | Akshat (aaaakshat) | 87.76 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 8978. | 景云 (__qwop) | 87.76 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 8979. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 87.76 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8980. | Eric (waytoogood) | 87.75 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 8981. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.74 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8982. | Emile (ratlover128) | 87.74 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 8983. | Sayauriee (japanese_maple_l... | 87.74 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8984. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 87.74 | 99% | 2018-04-30 |
| 8985. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 87.74 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8986. | King (melthurian) | 87.73 | 90% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8987. | John (bsy6766) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8988. | unit (chuwii) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 8989. | Akolade (akolade) | 87.73 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 8990. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 87.73 | 95% | 2013-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |