Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33. | 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) | 152.15 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 34. | zetria (primalknight) | 152.08 | 98.7% | 2024-01-27 |
| 35. | (aaronadams) | 151.27 | 100% | 2018-11-16 |
| 36. | (jessegarcia) | 151.16 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 37. | paperboy ditty (wordracer888) | 150.76 | 100% | 2019-05-18 |
| 38. | Eksany (sany5505) | 149.85 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 39. | Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill) | 149.81 | 99% | 2019-11-30 |
| 40. | Liban (hujala) | 149.73 | 100% | 2019-07-04 |
| 41. | (paradoxpigeon) | 149.34 | 99% | 2021-11-06 |
| 42. | Chen (namess) | 148.21 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| 43. | (mpu1) | 148.08 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 44. | (qray) | 148.03 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 45. | Tim (attilitus) | 147.41 | 100% | 2018-03-30 |
| 46. | (wilburt) | 147.07 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 47. | (spiritualadventurer1729) | 146.77 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 48. | (rumpeltutzen) | 146.73 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 49. | (330am) | 146.20 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
| 50. | (kingstealth) | 145.86 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 51. | (dogelition_man) | 145.24 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 52. | Strange Spaghetti (residober) | 145.21 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 53. | (bitty) | 145.13 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 54. | (vinninq) | 144.89 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 55. | (landarian) | 144.70 | 99% | 2020-05-02 |
| 56. | (mathandphysicsftw) | 144.60 | 99% | 2019-12-29 |
| 57. | (wefwefa) | 144.52 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 58. | (crdm0) | 144.28 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 59. | (xayiver) | 143.76 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 60. | rain (rainnonquit) | 143.55 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 61. | Resync (resync) | 143.51 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 62. | (dr_gammaray) | 143.25 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |