FIGBERT (figbert)

Race #21

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Official speed 86.29 wpm (65.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 2, 2019 4:17:14am UTC
Race Finish October 2, 2019 4:18:20am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 129.44
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!