paraluman (paraluman)

Race #617

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Official speed 61.19 wpm (92.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 21, 2019 7:42:30am UTC
Race Finish May 21, 2019 7:44:02am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. ndonaldson (106.91 wpm)
3. jebediah144 (69.54 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 91.78
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!