Phantasm (phantasmagoriablue)

Race #49

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Official speed 99.31 wpm (57.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 4, 2020 3:39:19am UTC
Race Finish September 4, 2020 3:40:16am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. maythose (104.82 wpm)
4. improbhighnotgonnalie (84.61 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 148.96
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!