piglet (slaylet)

Race #429

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Official speed 75.63 wpm (74.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 20, 2020 4:38:37pm UTC
Race Finish October 20, 2020 4:39:52pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. malsonic (53.25 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 113.44
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!