Salmon (raresalmon)

Race #411

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Official speed 53.23 wpm (106.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 3, 2019 9:29:36am UTC
Race Finish November 3, 2019 9:31:23am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. zsolesz71 (68.01 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 79.84
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!