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Race #200815

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Official speed 126.45 wpm (44.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 30, 2019 8:34:34pm UTC
Race Finish November 30, 2019 8:35:19pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. foobarbaz (130.66 wpm)
2. poem (128.13 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 189.68
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!