View Pit Stop page for race #17570 by osubora — Ghost race
View profile for dank nissan (osubora)
| Official speed | 115.96 wpm (38.81 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 26, 2018 5:34:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 26, 2018 5:35:01am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. mathandphysicsftw (142.15 wpm) 3. dc37 (107.73 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 143.02 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |