Dii (dii_cipher)

Race #170

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Official speed 61.93 wpm (91.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 12, 2019 12:12:58am UTC
Race Finish April 12, 2019 12:14:29am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. givemehope (75.18 wpm)
5. opman335 (58.72 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.90
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!