slumpy (slumpy123)

Race #158

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Official speed 64.80 wpm (87.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 14, 2019 8:31:00pm UTC
Race Finish September 14, 2019 8:32:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. cristober (75.44 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.20
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!