mclovin (ih8chentinos)

Race #135

View Pit Stop page for race #135 by ih8chentinosGhost race

View profile for mclovin (ih8chentinos)

Official speed 75.83 wpm (74.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 6, 2018 6:27:06pm UTC
Race Finish December 6, 2018 6:28:20pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. khoffs (92.54 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 113.75
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!