Caleb (angstrovert)

Race #130

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Official speed 71.69 wpm (79.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 6, 2019 10:00:20pm UTC
Race Finish June 6, 2019 10:01:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. doomllama (93.94 wpm)
2. xj04129 (90.01 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 107.53
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!