jeff (typecringe)

Race #1187

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Official speed 84.19 wpm (67.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 9, 2018 11:00:16pm UTC
Race Finish November 9, 2018 11:01:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. justiceex (82.88 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 126.28
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!