craig (absoluteunit)

Race #10

View Pit Stop page for race #10 by absoluteunitGhost race

View profile for craig (absoluteunit)

Official speed 59.80 wpm (94.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 22, 2018 1:29:33pm UTC
Race Finish March 22, 2018 1:31:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. obliquetyper (67.48 wpm)
3. wojtekhp (62.17 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.70
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!