Alistair (uselessbassist)

Country: United Kingdom


Update races (Last import: 2025 December 20, 11:42:00pm UTC)
Races 670
Best last 10 races 91.35 wpm
Best single race 103.62 wpm
Average of fastest races
99.86 wpm
Fastest race from each text, average 80.2179 wpm (610 total texts raced)
Wins 193 (28.81%)
Points 48,280.72
Average career speed 79.88 wpm
Accuracy 96.96%
100% accuracy races 90.37 wpm (1.19% of all races)
Career standard deviation 7.76 wpm
Coefficient of variation 9.72%
Top marathon 63 races in 24 hours, starting 2018 August 8, 12:04am

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Career

Month Average Best Races Wins Win %
September 2025 98.55 98.55 1 1 100
February 2020 85.95 102.41 27 10 37.04
November 2019 85.11 98.69 12 4 33.33
October 2018 78.87 93.98 8 2 25.00
September 2018 84.03 103.62 40 12 30.00
August 2018 81.41 102.83 348 84 24.14
July 2018 75.82 92.52 209 72 34.45
June 2018 76.52 93.76 25 8 32.00
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Last 20 Races

Race Date WPM Text Outcome Acc. Points
670. 2025-09-13 17:34:30 98.55 If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've com... Win (1 of 4) 98% 141
669. 2020-02-21 21:14:53 90.93 I kissed her cheek as she turned it to me. I think I would h... Win (1 of 3) 96% 77
668. 2020-02-21 21:13:29 82.07 We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pai... Win (1 of 2) 96% 60
667. 2020-02-18 18:33:59 88.16 No, you're not. You don't know how to drink. Your whole gene... Win (1 of 5) 97% 65
666. 2020-02-18 14:27:40 81.82 Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000? ... Win (1 of 5) 96% 136
665. 2020-02-18 14:21:29 89.29 Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... Win (1 of 4) 98% 118
664. 2020-02-18 14:20:13 90.68 My cousin Anthony went into business for himself - we all kn... No win (3 of 5) 98% 174
663. 2020-02-18 14:18:38 91.32 You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So... No win (3 of 5) 97% 56
662. 2020-02-18 14:17:45 92.24 Looking back I know of one opportunity where an engineer cam... Win (1 of 4) 98% 154
661. 2020-02-18 14:16:14 95.79 Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... No win (2 of 4) 97% 49
660. 2020-02-18 14:15:36 102.41 It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... Win (1 of 5) 99% 79
659. 2020-02-18 14:14:45 90.22 No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everyth... No win (2 of 5) 98% 93
658. 2020-02-18 14:13:44 91.59 Love arrives exactly when love is supposed to, and love leav... No win (2 of 4) 97% 75
657. 2020-02-17 22:25:26 73.71 Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we re... No win (3 of 4) 96% 80
656. 2020-02-17 22:24:11 78.64 Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... Win (1 of 5) 97% 79
655. 2020-02-15 15:42:10 83.52 Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted,... No win (2 of 5) 97% 68
654. 2020-02-13 19:30:51 94.84 Now if you choose not to respond to my parental authority I ... Win (1 of 5) 99% 47
653. 2020-02-13 19:30:11 79.36 I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... No win (2 of 3) 96% 66
652. 2020-02-13 19:29:13 95.80 I want you to be very clear about this: You were fired. I wa... No win (2 of 4) 98% 67
651. 2020-02-13 19:28:30 68.49 To recap; sitting in the bar today we have among others a ma... No win (2 of 5) 94% 48

Universes

Universe Races Best Race Text Bests Texts Last Race
Default (English) 670 103.62 80.22 610 September 13, 2025
Instant Death Mode 9 42.48 34.99 9 September 8, 2018