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1. #4060035 What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you l... 247 1 1.690 179.53 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 179.53 179.53 November 15, 2018
2. #4060146 It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote him... 312 1 1.488 115.72 — KiddieX (emyrr) 115.72 115.72 December 13, 2022
3. #4060057 Many people say that even if they don't know much about many... 136 1 1.430 151.83 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 151.83 151.83 November 15, 2018
4. #4060199 That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... 365 1 1.381 107.42 — KiddieX (emyrr) 107.42 107.42 December 13, 2022
5. #4060250 A few minutes ago, I almost made the biggest mistake of my p... 138 2 1.381 148.06 — (poem) 142.52 142.52 December 2, 2019
6. #4060192 I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't ... 397 1 1.349 104.94 — KiddieX (emyrr) 104.94 104.94 December 13, 2022
7. #4060258 It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Tak... 206 2 1.344 104.55 — KiddieX (emyrr) 98.50 98.50 May 19, 2022
8. #4060126 Referring to the phenomena much in the news of youths who li... 342 1 1.337 103.97 — KiddieX (emyrr) 103.97 103.97 January 5, 2023
9. #4060041 Take one moment to escape, it will change your mood when you... 298 1 1.319 162.43 — Jon (jlachney) 162.43 162.43 September 27, 2018
10. #4060125 Bingo! Tanya wants to shout with glee at how the enemy chalk... 271 1 1.290 100.36 — KiddieX (emyrr) 100.36 100.36 December 13, 2022
11. #4060063 Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape w... 118 2 1.279 157.51 — Jon (jlachney) 153.71 153.71 September 27, 2018
12. #4060147 It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote him... 312 2 1.249 141.53 — police (styrofoam) 128.46 128.46 March 19, 2019
13. #4060089 I heard some kids telling me, how they've lost faith in the ... 227 1 1.245 153.33 — Jon (jlachney) 153.33 153.33 November 15, 2018
14. #4060013 And I will say that we should take a day to break away from ... 241 3 1.241 128.02 — KiddieX (emyrr) 109.89 109.89 September 27, 2018
15. #4060182 Sun Tzu said: In the practical art of war, the best thing of... 300 1 1.236 96.15 — KiddieX (emyrr) 96.15 96.15 December 13, 2022
16. #4060002 The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... 137 1 1.218 149.95 — Jon (jlachney) 149.95 149.95 September 18, 2018
17. #4060104 A-tisket, A-tasket, a brown and yellow basket. I send a lett... 455 2 1.201 138.87 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 122.03 122.03 November 15, 2018
18. #4060064 Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you ag... 222 2 1.188 176.72 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 143.57 143.57 November 15, 2018
19. #4060018 I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather f... 247 1 1.172 124.49 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 124.49 124.49 November 15, 2018
20. #4060014 As you decide, you shall be left as you were before, and nei... 195 2 1.165 143.52 — Jon (jlachney) 126.26 126.26 November 15, 2018
21. #4060048 When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it.... 286 1 1.160 123.17 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 123.17 123.17 November 15, 2018
22. #4060060 On one world I encountered a feline species who spoke only i... 561 1 1.160 122.48 — retired... for now..? (clou... 122.48 122.48 January 18, 2023
23. #4060010 For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancie... 316 1 1.140 140.44 — Jon (jlachney) 140.44 140.44 September 27, 2018
24. #4060000 This is for the record. History is written by the victor. Hi... 397 2 1.123 138.26 — Jon (jlachney) 136.69 136.69 September 18, 2018
25. #4060253 I have a small favor to ask regarding our impending wedding.... 254 1 1.118 155.79 — police (styrofoam) 155.79 155.79 March 19, 2019
26. #4060103 A spider's body consists of two main parts: an anterior port... 148 1 1.116 86.82 — KiddieX (emyrr) 86.82 86.82 December 13, 2022
27. #4060047 Desmond? I heard your name once before Desmond, a long time ... 679 1 1.113 137.09 — Jon (jlachney) 137.09 137.09 September 27, 2018
28. #4060023 What you do as soon as you get up can underpin and affect yo... 291 3 1.103 151.31 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 132.86 132.86 September 26, 2018
29. #4060244 How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you any... 277 1 1.091 152.14 — police (styrofoam) 152.14 152.14 March 19, 2019
30. #4060050 Don't change your name, keep it the same for fear I may lose... 299 5 1.091 189.19 — 20mg (chakk) 141.31 141.31 September 27, 2018
31. #4060043 I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're no... 309 1 1.082 133.22 — Jon (jlachney) 133.22 133.22 September 27, 2018
32. #4060098 Doing quantum electrodynamics calculations a la Feynman pred... 79 2 1.078 181.16 — 20mg (chakk) 147.56 147.56 November 15, 2018
33. #4060049 For the first time the magnitude of what he had undertaken c... 316 2 1.059 147.09 — Jon (jlachney) 122.63 122.63 September 27, 2018
34. #4060017 Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they... 283 1 1.053 129.74 — Jon (jlachney) 129.74 129.74 September 27, 2018
35. #4060136 Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday che... 95 1 1.047 128.99 — Jon (jlachney) 128.99 128.99 November 15, 2018
36. #4060037 Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey... 168 2 1.045 137.49 — Jon (jlachney) 136.62 136.62 September 27, 2018
37. #4060178 I don't ever want to feel like I did that day. Take me to th... 96 2 1.042 151.06 — police (styrofoam) 96.12 96.12 March 19, 2019
38. #4060274 Listen, I know we've had our problems in the past, but we've... 577 1 1.039 109.75 — retired... for now..? (clou... 109.75 109.75 February 27, 2023
39. #4060179 In my restless dreams, I see that town... Silent Hill. You p... 193 1 1.035 80.54 — KiddieX (emyrr) 80.54 80.54 May 12, 2022
40. #4060004 Almost heaven, West Virginia. Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenando... 270 1 1.034 127.39 — Jon (jlachney) 127.39 127.39 September 18, 2018
41. #4060069 Though April showers may come your way, they bring the flowe... 358 1 1.032 136.52 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 136.52 136.52 October 3, 2018
42. #4060267 Okay, go ahead. Call her, get married, have babies, have a g... 290 1 1.029 108.70 — retired... for now..? (clou... 108.70 108.70 November 17, 2022
43. #4060127 There's no such thing as a painless lesson, they just don't ... 318 1 1.028 108.59 — retired... for now..? (clou... 108.59 108.59 December 3, 2022
44. #4060005 Have you ever been south of Monterey? Barrancas carve the co... 279 1 1.023 126.02 — Jon (jlachney) 126.02 126.02 September 27, 2018
45. #4060100 There are many other ways of programming the switching seque... 289 1 1.022 108.52 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 108.52 108.52 November 15, 2018
46. #4060022 We all crave for love, for it can lift us to the stars; equa... 397 1 1.020 125.63 — Jon (jlachney) 125.63 125.63 September 27, 2018
47. #4060177 Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak,... 327 1 1.012 141.13 — police (styrofoam) 141.13 141.13 March 19, 2019
48. #4060099 There are many other ways of programming the switching seque... 289 1 1.004 106.07 — retired... for now..? (clou... 106.07 106.07 November 17, 2022
49. #4060045 Here's how Alice, who doesn't even know the rules to chess, ... 731 1 1.003 123.50 — Jon (jlachney) 123.50 123.50 September 27, 2018
50. #4060051 When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns wi... 215 1 1.000 86.47 — Elvis (elvisnator) 86.47 86.47 July 24, 2019
51. #4060155 There is a door at the end of a silent corridor. And it's ha... 166 1 1.000 108.73 — Dal (astronerd) 108.73 108.73 March 28, 2023
52. #4060214 The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... 143 1 1.000 82.62 — Logan (loganfairyman) 82.62 82.62 March 6, 2021
53. #4060220 A magician is strong because he feels pain. He feels the dif... 258 1 1.000 108.06 — tstats[joshuarose] (joshuar... 108.06 108.06 February 24, 2022
54. #4060114 It all began ages ago, when man's ancestor picked up a shard... 221 1 1.000 81.69 — zak (zak389) 81.69 81.69 December 21, 2023
55. #4060196 If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your ... 98 4 1.000 150.94 — (keegant) 115.97 115.97 December 30, 2019
56. #4060281 Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems ... 217 1 1.000 73.18 — Minaricano (minaricano) 73.18 73.18 March 7, 2021
57. #4060042 We are one, but we are many. And from all the lands on earth... 150 1 1.000 121.93 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... 121.93 121.93 June 11, 2023
58. #4060154 But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, befor... 243 1 1.000 64.61 — idk man (ithatme) 64.61 64.61 May 8, 2022
59. #4060203 We come from two different worlds but there's only one love ... 90 1 1.000 143.07 — (ginoo75) 143.07 143.07 April 29, 2021
60. #4060055 Only when he finally lowered his gaze did it occur to him th... 573 1 1.000 105.59 — retired... for now..? (clou... 105.59 105.59 December 3, 2022
61. #4060216 The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... 429 1 0.993 104.85 — retired... for now..? (clou... 104.85 104.85 May 15, 2022
62. #4060101 A train equipped with, say, two dc motors, is started with b... 339 1 0.993 104.82 — retired... for now..? (clou... 104.82 104.82 May 24, 2022
63. #4060142 Artichoke Dip! This is a delightful way to get more artichok... 189 1 0.969 102.29 — retired... for now..? (clou... 102.29 102.29 December 3, 2022
64. #4060090 But words are not dolls: who cares about antidisestablishmen... 268 5 0.959 169.05 — 20mg (chakk) 122.92 122.92 November 15, 2018
65. #4060019 When Bill Gates got married on Lanai, he rented every helico... 238 1 0.950 117.04 — Jon (jlachney) 117.04 117.04 September 27, 2018
66. #4060124 How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie. How deep is th... 346 1 0.948 100.07 — retired... for now..? (clou... 100.07 100.07 May 15, 2022
67. #4060085 Goo goo dolls. Foo fighters. Foo foo dolls. Goo goo, goo dol... 317 5 0.941 134.65 — 20mg (chakk) 108.98 108.98 November 15, 2018
68. #4060036 This is as brave as I know how to be. I know it's gonna hurt... 121 1 0.941 99.34 — retired... for now..? (clou... 99.34 99.34 May 15, 2022
69. #4060150 It's not about what I want; it's about what's fair! You thou... 273 1 0.939 130.95 — police (styrofoam) 130.95 130.95 March 19, 2019
70. #4060026 The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held y... 442 1 0.939 124.23 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 124.23 124.23 September 26, 2018
71. #4060028 Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family... 157 1 0.939 73.02 — KiddieX (emyrr) 73.02 73.02 May 12, 2022
72. #4060191 Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where... 463 1 0.937 98.99 — retired... for now..? (clou... 98.99 98.99 May 15, 2022
73. #4060080 He's been known to obsess over typos in e-mails to the point... 340 1 0.937 99.52 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 99.52 99.52 November 15, 2018
74. #4060015 Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I w... 256 1 0.931 129.73 — police (styrofoam) 129.73 129.73 March 19, 2019
75. #4060144 You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call m... 154 1 0.929 72.25 — KiddieX (emyrr) 72.25 72.25 May 12, 2022
76. #4060140 Maki Roll! The delicate flavor of the ocean, sealed within a... 184 1 0.927 129.27 — police (styrofoam) 129.27 129.27 March 19, 2019
77. #4060135 Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our t... 237 2 0.919 113.18 — Jon (jlachney) 107.45 107.45 November 15, 2018
78. #4060008 When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... 267 1 0.915 97.20 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 97.20 97.20 November 15, 2018
79. #4060020 I've never taken you for a killer. A bit intense and unpredi... 257 2 0.915 118.46 — Jon (jlachney) 105.32 105.32 September 27, 2018
80. #4060210 Let's go in the garden. You'll see something waiting, right ... 206 1 0.910 126.80 — police (styrofoam) 126.80 126.80 March 19, 2019
81. #4060066 There were a hundred and forty-two staircases at Hogwarts: w... 220 1 0.909 70.67 — KiddieX (emyrr) 70.67 70.67 May 12, 2022
82. #4060029 They used to tell me I was building a dream, and so I follow... 422 1 0.905 96.09 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 96.09 96.09 November 15, 2018
83. #4060088 Every concept, every notion has a counterpart. Yet, every id... 353 1 0.879 93.38 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 93.38 93.38 November 15, 2018
84. #4060032 Rip One: To Rip One is to pass your gas with an unusually hi... 403 1 0.876 115.85 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 115.85 115.85 September 26, 2018
85. #4060272 I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened to ... 213 1 0.849 66.06 — KiddieX (emyrr) 66.06 66.06 December 13, 2022
86. #4060044 Roger, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece ... 405 1 0.835 102.85 — Jon (jlachney) 102.85 102.85 September 27, 2018
87. #4060087 It seems I always end up in a Spanish enclave, a Cuban bistr... 152 1 0.828 87.90 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 87.90 87.90 November 15, 2018
88. #4060031 We can only assume that as the human diet evolved, so did th... 399 1 0.824 108.99 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 108.99 108.99 September 26, 2018
89. #4060030 The Relaxed Sphincter: This type of fart is often followed b... 279 1 0.801 106.00 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 106.00 106.00 September 26, 2018
90. #4060111 Thomas Edison's last words were "It's very beautiful over th... 151 1 0.801 85.08 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 85.08 85.08 November 15, 2018
91. #4060033 I'm the trashman. I get up and I throw trash all over, all o... 107 1 0.726 89.45 — Jon (jlachney) 89.45 89.45 September 27, 2018
92. #4060107 JavaScript supports the basic data types of numbers and stri... 155 6 0.698 166.07 — 20mg (chakk) 93.59 93.59 November 15, 2018
93. #4060086 It seems I always end up in a Spanish enclave, a Cuban bistr... 152 1 0.610 64.78 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) 64.78 64.78 November 15, 2018
94. #4060226 Wanna know what kills more police than bullets and liquor? B... 149 0 0.000 0.00 — () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
95. #4060222 His mother made him eat cooked carrots every day. He had far... 119 0 0.000 0.00 — () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
96. #4060148 A million dollars sounds like a lot, I know. Especially when... 152 1 0.000 98.02 — N (natejam) 98.02 98.02 July 5, 2021
97. #4060202 It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... 120 0 0.000 0.00 — () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970