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Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.

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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #1850018 Meg: Finally, look Mom I've had it. I'm not babysitting anym... 214 106 1.105 157.51 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 99.30 95.84 February 1, 2011
2. #1850014 Storm Trooper: Hey, did you hear something? Canadian Storm T... 251 95 1.085 149.06 — Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) 94.18 94.18 January 30, 2011
3. #1850012 Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful bo... 226 100 1.066 177.65 — arc_sec (arc_sec) 90.73 90.73 January 30, 2011
4. #1850009 Peter [after Lois tells him he's childish]: You better watch... 237 79 1.039 174.06 — arc_sec (arc_sec) 80.77 80.77 January 31, 2011
5. #1850002 Stewie: Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standi... 475 56 1.023 157.58 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 95.93 95.93 January 31, 2011
6. #1850005 Stewie: You hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So... 208 89 1.022 153.00 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 87.78 87.78 January 30, 2011
7. #1850011 Peter: You know, I feel kind of bad, you guys. I promised my... 177 59 1.020 133.74 — police (styrofoam) 72.75 72.75 January 30, 2011
8. #1850016 Lois: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects! Peter: Yo... 108 29 1.019 156.62 — play.typeracer.com/?rt=trmr... 63.23 63.23 February 4, 2011
9. #1850000 Lois: Peter, where have you been? You left for the market si... 264 89 0.999 154.91 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 88.86 88.86 January 31, 2011
10. #1850017 Lois: You're drunk again! Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cau... 95 19 0.989 100.87 — Leo (flashy123) 60.60 60.60 February 10, 2011
11. #1850010 Peter: Brian, I am just as non-competitive as anyone else. A... 118 33 0.986 125.22 — ​ (vonunov) 62.61 62.61 January 29, 2011
12. #1850006 Meg [about Peter being retarded]: I can never go to school a... 408 56 0.983 147.49 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 91.49 91.49 February 1, 2011
13. #1850013 Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman:... 302 73 0.972 164.35 — arc_sec (arc_sec) 83.63 83.63 January 31, 2011
14. #1850020 Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy? Doctor: My goodness, you'... 270 86 0.972 142.21 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 80.63 80.63 March 17, 2011
15. #1850019 Lois: Well, it's actually Brian I need to talk to you about.... 237 86 0.971 137.92 — PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 86.54 86.54 February 2, 2011
16. #1850003 Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced... 238 81 0.970 126.99 — Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) 81.01 81.01 January 29, 2011
17. #1850007 Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the sam... 106 23 0.968 111.85 — Cory (_shelter) 60.96 60.96 February 9, 2011
18. #1850001 [Peter is in front of a mirror, preparing for a party] Lois:... 135 36 0.963 98.41 — tommy boy (accuratetommy) 49.83 49.83 January 29, 2011
19. #1850004 Peter: Look Brian! Theres a message in my Alphabits. It says... 109 20 0.933 81.97 — Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) 45.50 45.50 February 5, 2011
20. #1850008 Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and ea... 260 73 0.928 139.50 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 77.71 77.71 January 30, 2011
21. #1850015 Peter: [standing at urinal] Uh-oh. Fire! Fire! City Hall is ... 106 26 0.891 91.92 — cesar (cecerhcp) 43.31 43.31 January 31, 2011