Texts

Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.

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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #1850018 Meg: Finally, look Mom I've had it. I'm not babysitting anym... 214 115 1.107 157.51twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 102.39 95.74 February 1, 2011
2. #1850012 Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful bo... 226 107 1.078 177.65[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 95.37 92.26 January 30, 2011
3. #1850014 Storm Trooper: Hey, did you hear something? Canadian Storm T... 251 100 1.083 149.06Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) 93.68 93.68 January 30, 2011
4. #1850005 Stewie: You hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So... 208 98 1.032 153.00twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 87.91 87.91 January 30, 2011
5. #1850000 Lois: Peter, where have you been? You left for the market si... 264 94 1.003 154.91Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 89.44 89.44 January 31, 2011
6. #1850019 Lois: Well, it's actually Brian I need to talk to you about.... 237 91 0.980 137.92twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 86.92 86.92 February 2, 2011
7. #1850020 Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy? Doctor: My goodness, you'... 270 91 0.970 142.21twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 81.70 81.70 March 17, 2011
8. #1850003 Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced... 238 87 0.979 141.55police (styrofoam) 83.09 83.09 January 29, 2011
9. #1850009 Peter [after Lois tells him he's childish]: You better watch... 237 83 1.032 174.06[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 81.72 81.72 January 31, 2011
10. #1850008 Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and ea... 260 81 0.938 139.50Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 79.61 79.61 January 30, 2011
11. #1850013 Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman:... 302 75 0.972 164.35[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 83.73 83.73 January 31, 2011
12. #1850011 Peter: You know, I feel kind of bad, you guys. I promised my... 177 61 1.021 133.74police (styrofoam) 73.11 73.11 January 30, 2011
13. #1850006 Meg [about Peter being retarded]: I can never go to school a... 408 60 0.986 147.49twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 93.13 93.13 February 1, 2011
14. #1850002 Stewie: Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standi... 475 60 1.018 157.58Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 96.18 96.18 January 31, 2011
15. #1850001 [Peter is in front of a mirror, preparing for a party] Lois:... 135 38 0.958 134.83police (styrofoam) 51.92 51.92 January 29, 2011
16. #1850010 Peter: Brian, I am just as non-competitive as anyone else. A... 118 35 0.994 132.20police (styrofoam) 64.85 64.85 January 29, 2011
17. #1850015 Peter: [standing at urinal] Uh-oh. Fire! Fire! City Hall is ... 106 30 0.895 116.05police (styrofoam) 47.98 47.98 January 31, 2011
18. #1850016 Lois: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects! Peter: Yo... 108 30 1.027 156.62play.typeracer.com/?rt=trmr... 66.27 66.27 February 4, 2011
19. #1850007 Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the sam... 106 26 0.970 121.29police (styrofoam) 65.56 65.56 February 9, 2011
20. #1850004 Peter: Look Brian! Theres a message in my Alphabits. It says... 109 21 0.930 110.98police (styrofoam) 48.62 48.62 February 5, 2011
21. #1850017 Lois: You're drunk again! Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cau... 95 20 0.980 134.62police (styrofoam) 64.30 64.30 February 10, 2011