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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #4750004 The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the ... 115 523 1.072 207.77Vielle (arc_sec) 115.22 76.87 February 4, 2021
2. #4750017 Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the c... 247 508 1.069 180.25Vielle (arc_sec) 114.21 79.04 February 4, 2021
3. #4750032 You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would hav... 484 97 1.068 139.20pasta (pastashapes) 100.61 100.61 February 4, 2021
4. #4750002 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go wa... 84 575 1.066 192.29Vielle (arc_sec) 118.54 77.85 February 4, 2021
5. #4750010 Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that ma... 212 405 1.058 160.45Trixie (soword) 108.86 76.23 February 4, 2021
6. #4750037 I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I ... 176 257 1.058 153.73on vacation, again ;^; (clo... 104.88 77.57 May 4, 2021
7. #4750036 I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal co... 482 118 1.055 132.63Phillip (tyr4de) 87.72 83.31 May 3, 2021
8. #4750038 I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my g... 386 148 1.055 144.94Ricky (rwong48) 94.42 83.28 May 4, 2021
9. #4750021 Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime ... 270 454 1.054 177.47Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 119.06 80.97 February 4, 2021
10. #4750001 Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. 61 555 1.050 213.60Vielle (arc_sec) 119.58 73.65 February 4, 2021
11. #4750016 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a b... 242 409 1.047 151.74Albert (1021839) 112.90 79.75 February 4, 2021
12. #4750031 This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close ... 434 230 1.041 143.44asdfjkl; (deskripper) 100.02 83.36 February 25, 2021
13. #4750029 Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have ... 399 229 1.030 138.49Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 97.78 77.93 February 5, 2021
14. #4750003 Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. 52 574 1.028 224.70Vielle (arc_sec) 123.33 72.63 February 4, 2021
15. #4750013 Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveti... 227 444 1.025 137.42Yimin (yimin123) 106.76 73.51 February 4, 2021
16. #4750027 Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimite... 374 212 1.017 160.45🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 100.05 83.21 February 5, 2021
17. #4750035 I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You ... 340 136 1.015 144.15🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 88.69 79.45 May 7, 2021
18. #4750008 Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd wa... 164 441 1.014 185.84Vielle (arc_sec) 106.05 68.70 February 5, 2021
19. #4750023 Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, ... 305 81 1.011 150.02police (styrofoam) 95.55 95.55 February 5, 2021
20. #4750015 I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone.... 238 408 1.008 183.75Vielle (arc_sec) 108.58 73.93 February 4, 2021
21. #4750007 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I e... 163 384 1.006 139.70Jon (jlachney) 97.20 67.79 February 4, 2021
22. #4750020 The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You ar... 260 375 1.003 140.24 (adma) 102.77 73.22 February 5, 2021
23. #4750022 You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns ... 285 403 0.999 151.52police (styrofoam) 102.75 71.62 February 4, 2021
24. #4750006 Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if yo... 122 228 0.999 120.89JustMonotone (justmonotone) 82.05 61.44 February 26, 2021
25. #4750019 Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I... 256 442 0.999 157.30Vielle (arc_sec) 106.10 73.85 February 5, 2021
26. #4750009 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ri... 210 413 0.998 149.16Yamajac (yamajac) 106.78 72.98 February 4, 2021
27. #4750034 You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Br... 249 414 0.992 144.73Jon (jlachney) 102.30 69.85 February 4, 2021
28. #4750018 Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were pogge... 254 408 0.981 170.06Vielle (arc_sec) 106.10 71.96 February 4, 2021
29. #4750005 Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do ... 117 443 0.981 135.67Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 95.38 64.65 February 4, 2021
30. #4750014 A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the resc... 231 404 0.980 136.24RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) 96.71 67.49 February 5, 2021
31. #4750024 Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a vi... 309 399 0.977 154.67Vielle (arc_sec) 96.93 68.90 February 4, 2021
32. #4750012 If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't g... 224 427 0.964 159.97discord.gg/typeracer (landa... 97.08 65.98 February 4, 2021
33. #4750026 These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. ... 370 181 0.959 143.22Alpine (relambrien) 94.29 79.79 February 4, 2021
34. #4750011 This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your mov... 216 382 0.951 132.29Phillip (tyr4de) 93.68 66.20 February 4, 2021
35. #4750000 If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. 59 515 0.942 191.51Vielle (arc_sec) 99.07 62.36 February 4, 2021
36. #4750025 When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe ... 339 75 0.929 147.95Vielle (arc_sec) 86.16 86.16 February 4, 2021
37. #4750028 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referri... 388 174 0.921 122.83FrostTaco (frosttaco) 85.40 70.69 February 4, 2021