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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #4750004 The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the ... 115 499 1.074 207.77[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 114.01 76.70 February 4, 2021
2. #4750032 You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would hav... 484 93 1.072 139.20pasta (pastashapes) 100.54 100.54 February 4, 2021
3. #4750002 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go wa... 84 552 1.068 192.29[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 118.06 77.92 February 4, 2021
4. #4750017 Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the c... 247 479 1.066 180.25[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 113.39 78.75 February 4, 2021
5. #4750037 I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I ... 176 239 1.060 153.73snep '^' - 5k! (cloudjumper) 102.96 77.31 May 4, 2021
6. #4750010 Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that ma... 212 387 1.057 160.45Trixie (soword) 107.60 75.78 February 4, 2021
7. #4750038 I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my g... 386 137 1.056 144.94Ricky (rwong48) 91.37 82.49 May 4, 2021
8. #4750021 Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime ... 270 440 1.056 177.47Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 118.65 81.17 February 4, 2021
9. #4750036 I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal co... 482 111 1.055 130.38snep '^' - 5k! (cloudjumper) 85.60 82.63 May 3, 2021
10. #4750001 Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. 61 520 1.050 213.60[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 118.57 73.59 February 4, 2021
11. #4750031 This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close ... 434 222 1.048 143.44asdfjkl; (deskripper) 99.61 83.49 February 25, 2021
12. #4750016 According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a b... 242 390 1.044 151.74Albert (1021839) 111.90 79.59 February 4, 2021
13. #4750003 Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. 52 554 1.035 224.70[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 123.07 72.69 February 4, 2021
14. #4750029 Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have ... 399 211 1.035 138.49Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 97.10 78.41 February 5, 2021
15. #4750013 Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveti... 227 431 1.027 137.42Yimin (yimin123) 106.12 73.29 February 4, 2021
16. #4750035 I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You ... 340 127 1.019 144.15🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 85.63 78.39 May 7, 2021
17. #4750027 Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimite... 374 204 1.019 160.45🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 98.82 82.94 February 5, 2021
18. #4750008 Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd wa... 164 422 1.016 185.84[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 103.85 68.47 February 5, 2021
19. #4750023 Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, ... 305 75 1.013 150.02police (styrofoam) 95.28 95.28 February 5, 2021
20. #4750015 I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone.... 238 395 1.011 183.75[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 107.87 73.96 February 4, 2021
21. #4750007 For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I e... 163 367 1.005 139.70Jon (jlachney) 96.36 67.60 February 4, 2021
22. #4750020 The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You ar... 260 353 1.002 140.24 (adma) 101.13 72.97 February 5, 2021
23. #4750009 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ri... 210 390 1.000 149.16Yamajac (yamajac) 105.41 72.99 February 4, 2021
24. #4750022 You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns ... 285 389 0.999 151.52police (styrofoam) 101.50 71.48 February 4, 2021
25. #4750006 Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if yo... 122 216 0.999 120.89JustMonotone (justmonotone) 79.39 60.44 February 26, 2021
26. #4750019 Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I... 256 414 0.998 157.30[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 104.86 73.96 February 5, 2021
27. #4750034 You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Br... 249 394 0.990 144.73Jon (jlachney) 101.58 69.88 February 4, 2021
28. #4750018 Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were pogge... 254 389 0.984 170.06[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 105.69 72.53 February 4, 2021
29. #4750005 Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do ... 117 424 0.981 135.67Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 94.50 64.61 February 4, 2021
30. #4750014 A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the resc... 231 377 0.980 134.48Guillermo (schobzax) 95.15 67.31 February 5, 2021
31. #4750024 Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a vi... 309 386 0.978 154.67[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 96.62 68.77 February 4, 2021
32. #4750012 If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't g... 224 408 0.963 159.97discord.gg/typeracer (landa... 96.54 66.17 February 4, 2021
33. #4750026 These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. ... 370 170 0.958 143.22Alpine (relambrien) 91.96 79.07 February 4, 2021
34. #4750011 This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your mov... 216 352 0.954 129.28Petar (petars) 90.78 65.77 February 4, 2021
35. #4750000 If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. 59 488 0.942 191.51[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 98.22 62.36 February 4, 2021
36. #4750025 When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe ... 339 71 0.932 147.95[NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 85.79 85.79 February 4, 2021
37. #4750028 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referri... 388 158 0.924 122.83FrostTaco (frosttaco) 83.76 71.29 February 4, 2021