Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
1. |
#4750032 |
You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would hav... |
484 |
97 |
1.068 |
139.20 — pasta (pastashapes) |
100.61 |
100.61 |
February 4, 2021 |
2. |
#4750023 |
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, ... |
305 |
81 |
1.011 |
150.02 — police (styrofoam) |
95.55 |
95.55 |
February 5, 2021 |
3. |
#4750025 |
When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe ... |
339 |
75 |
0.929 |
147.95 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
86.16 |
86.16 |
February 4, 2021 |
4. |
#4750031 |
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close ... |
434 |
230 |
1.041 |
143.44 — asdfjkl; (deskripper) |
100.02 |
83.36 |
February 25, 2021 |
5. |
#4750036 |
I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal co... |
482 |
118 |
1.055 |
132.63 — Phillip (tyr4de) |
87.72 |
83.31 |
May 3, 2021 |
6. |
#4750038 |
I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my g... |
386 |
148 |
1.055 |
144.94 — Ricky (rwong48) |
94.42 |
83.28 |
May 4, 2021 |
7. |
#4750027 |
Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimite... |
374 |
212 |
1.017 |
160.45 — 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) |
100.05 |
83.21 |
February 5, 2021 |
8. |
#4750021 |
Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime ... |
270 |
454 |
1.054 |
177.47 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
119.06 |
80.97 |
February 4, 2021 |
9. |
#4750026 |
These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. ... |
370 |
181 |
0.959 |
143.22 — Alpine (relambrien) |
94.29 |
79.79 |
February 4, 2021 |
10. |
#4750016 |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a b... |
242 |
409 |
1.047 |
151.74 — Albert (1021839) |
112.90 |
79.75 |
February 4, 2021 |
11. |
#4750035 |
I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You ... |
340 |
136 |
1.015 |
144.15 — 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) |
88.69 |
79.45 |
May 7, 2021 |
12. |
#4750017 |
Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the c... |
247 |
508 |
1.069 |
180.25 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
114.21 |
79.04 |
February 4, 2021 |
13. |
#4750029 |
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have ... |
399 |
229 |
1.030 |
138.49 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
97.78 |
77.93 |
February 5, 2021 |
14. |
#4750002 |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go wa... |
84 |
575 |
1.066 |
192.29 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
118.54 |
77.85 |
February 4, 2021 |
15. |
#4750037 |
I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I ... |
176 |
257 |
1.058 |
153.73 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
104.88 |
77.57 |
May 4, 2021 |
16. |
#4750004 |
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the ... |
115 |
523 |
1.072 |
207.77 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
115.22 |
76.87 |
February 4, 2021 |
17. |
#4750010 |
Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that ma... |
212 |
405 |
1.058 |
160.45 — Trixie (soword) |
108.86 |
76.23 |
February 4, 2021 |
18. |
#4750015 |
I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone.... |
238 |
408 |
1.008 |
183.75 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
108.58 |
73.93 |
February 4, 2021 |
19. |
#4750019 |
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I... |
256 |
442 |
0.999 |
157.30 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.10 |
73.85 |
February 5, 2021 |
20. |
#4750001 |
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. |
61 |
555 |
1.050 |
213.60 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
119.58 |
73.65 |
February 4, 2021 |
21. |
#4750013 |
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveti... |
227 |
444 |
1.025 |
137.42 — Yimin (yimin123) |
106.76 |
73.51 |
February 4, 2021 |
22. |
#4750020 |
The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You ar... |
260 |
375 |
1.003 |
140.24 — (adma) |
102.77 |
73.22 |
February 5, 2021 |
23. |
#4750009 |
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ri... |
210 |
413 |
0.998 |
149.16 — Yamajac (yamajac) |
106.78 |
72.98 |
February 4, 2021 |
24. |
#4750003 |
Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. |
52 |
574 |
1.028 |
224.70 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
123.33 |
72.63 |
February 4, 2021 |
25. |
#4750018 |
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were pogge... |
254 |
408 |
0.981 |
170.06 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.10 |
71.96 |
February 4, 2021 |
26. |
#4750022 |
You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns ... |
285 |
403 |
0.999 |
151.52 — police (styrofoam) |
102.75 |
71.62 |
February 4, 2021 |
27. |
#4750028 |
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referri... |
388 |
174 |
0.921 |
122.83 — FrostTaco (frosttaco) |
85.40 |
70.69 |
February 4, 2021 |
28. |
#4750034 |
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Br... |
249 |
414 |
0.992 |
144.73 — Jon (jlachney) |
102.30 |
69.85 |
February 4, 2021 |
29. |
#4750024 |
Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a vi... |
309 |
399 |
0.977 |
154.67 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
96.93 |
68.90 |
February 4, 2021 |
30. |
#4750008 |
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd wa... |
164 |
441 |
1.014 |
185.84 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.05 |
68.70 |
February 5, 2021 |
31. |
#4750007 |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I e... |
163 |
384 |
1.006 |
139.70 — Jon (jlachney) |
97.20 |
67.79 |
February 4, 2021 |
32. |
#4750014 |
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the resc... |
231 |
404 |
0.980 |
136.24 — RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) |
96.71 |
67.49 |
February 5, 2021 |
33. |
#4750011 |
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your mov... |
216 |
382 |
0.951 |
132.29 — Phillip (tyr4de) |
93.68 |
66.20 |
February 4, 2021 |
34. |
#4750012 |
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't g... |
224 |
427 |
0.964 |
159.97 — discord.gg/typeracer (landa... |
97.08 |
65.98 |
February 4, 2021 |
35. |
#4750005 |
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do ... |
117 |
443 |
0.981 |
135.67 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
95.38 |
64.65 |
February 4, 2021 |
36. |
#4750000 |
If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. |
59 |
515 |
0.942 |
191.51 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
99.07 |
62.36 |
February 4, 2021 |
37. |
#4750006 |
Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if yo... |
122 |
228 |
0.999 |
120.89 — JustMonotone (justmonotone) |
82.05 |
61.44 |
February 26, 2021 |