I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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793. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
794. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
795. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
796. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.92 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
797. | taisynara (iloveyoukomi) | 91.91 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
798. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 91.90 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
799. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
800. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
801. | Derek (thenyaz) | 91.80 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
802. | Armando (mandy1339) | 91.72 | 100% | 2023-09-08 |
803. | ahmed. (ahmedproman) | 91.62 | 95% | 2023-10-23 |
804. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.59 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
805. | Kysan (kysan_) | 91.57 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
806. | sg (sg27) | 91.53 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
807. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 91.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
808. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 91.50 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
809. | FP31 (fp31) | 91.49 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
810. | Someone (someonetyping) | 91.49 | 98% | 2024-01-03 |
811. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 91.48 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
812. | na (nanaracer) | 91.45 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
813. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 91.45 | 95.2% | 2024-02-27 |
814. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 91.44 | 99.1% | 2024-04-03 |
815. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 91.42 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
816. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 91.37 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
817. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 91.34 | 95.8% | 2023-11-12 |
818. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.32 | 99.7% | 2023-11-01 |
819. | Griffin (girfster) | 91.32 | 96.9% | 2023-12-11 |
820. | aj (peanut2004) | 91.31 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
821. | Key (malformant) | 91.30 | 97.6% | 2024-01-09 |
822. | Ved (ved_is_best) | 91.29 | 94% | 2024-03-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |