I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1186. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
1187. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
1188. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
1189. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
1190. | xdom (xdomiino) | 81.42 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
1191. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 81.40 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
1192. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
1193. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
1194. | RainFury (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
1195. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 96% | 2024-03-27 |
1196. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
1197. | abatt (sas_1100) | 81.33 | 96% | 2024-01-11 |
1198. | Foole (rizzbor) | 81.33 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
1199. | Marc (marcmalha) | 81.32 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
1200. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
1201. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
1202. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 81.00 | 96% | 2024-02-20 |
1203. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
1204. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 81.00 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
1205. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
1206. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 80.98 | 96.9% | 2023-12-08 |
1207. | skye (vriskas) | 80.98 | 95% | 2024-01-15 |
1208. | Heath (heathcorp) | 80.90 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
1209. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
1210. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 80.77 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
1211. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
1212. | John (fishlz) | 80.75 | 95.4% | 2023-12-31 |
1213. | Sam (sam2399) | 80.74 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
1214. | Quitter (noobmaster19) | 80.73 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
1215. | Superior (brother_v) | 80.70 | 94% | 2024-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |