I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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630. | Colin (colinn02) | 96.60 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
631. | lia (ielia) | 96.57 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
632. | asdf (rushlync) | 96.51 | 97% | 2023-12-16 |
633. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.45 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
634. | 100wpmbelike (wadehuang1992) | 96.44 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
635. | (dso093) | 96.36 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
636. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 96.35 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
637. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 96.31 | 96.3% | 2023-12-31 |
638. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 96.30 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
639. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 96.25 | 96.8% | 2023-09-24 |
640. | Mircox (mircozen) | 96.24 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
641. | Sun (sunflower61) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
642. | NL (nightlaurel) | 96.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-23 |
643. | asdf (athrium) | 96.11 | 96.6% | 2024-01-07 |
644. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 96.01 | 97.3% | 2023-11-02 |
645. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 95.97 | 96.4% | 2024-04-15 |
646. | Daniel (brickoven) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
647. | Sandy (sandyx123) | 95.85 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
648. | d0ge (d0ge) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
649. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-13 |
650. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
651. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 95.66 | 98.9% | 2024-01-10 |
652. | hohoho (chang88_) | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
653. | AltoidXL (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
654. | zach (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
655. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
656. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
657. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
658. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
659. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |