I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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469. | Kei (aznkei) | 71.74 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
470. | 😳 (eni_) | 71.68 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
471. | Mark (mark666) | 71.58 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
472. | Santiago (ramstrykre) | 71.54 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
473. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 71.28 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
474. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 71.16 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
475. | Jakubi (xmask) | 71.12 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
476. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 71.11 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
477. | wonstar (won808) | 70.89 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
478. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 70.86 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
479. | Nyambat (nyambat) | 70.86 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
480. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 70.77 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
481. | Harry (itzliu) | 70.76 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
482. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 70.63 | 94% | 2020-11-05 |
483. | Nathan (nathanhowell) | 70.62 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
484. | Karan (iamkaran) | 70.58 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
485. | matan (malsonic) | 70.53 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
486. | Olav (tocke) | 70.49 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
487. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 70.42 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
488. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 70.37 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
489. | Anders (andersg1) | 70.24 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
490. | Jonathan (jonathanpwarren) | 70.19 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
491. | Micha (derpeus) | 70.10 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
492. | sharavsambuu (sharavsambuu) | 70.04 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
493. | Libor (libeer) | 70.02 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
494. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 70.01 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
495. | Ethan (limsimsdimsims) | 69.89 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
496. | Igor (ylvio) | 69.88 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
497. | Worm (clockblocker) | 69.85 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
498. | hi (hi__) | 69.79 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |