I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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530. | Johannes (joha4270) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
531. | Snugget (snaiel) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
532. | Rusty (saddled) | 66.98 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
533. | Abizer (abizern) | 66.95 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
534. | Chris (cchen88) | 66.88 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
535. | . (wheelzaboo) | 66.84 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
536. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 66.74 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
537. | alex (yoyyoyyoy) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
538. | Moist (moist_bread) | 66.50 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
539. | zapelots (zapelots) | 66.49 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
540. | gaule (gaule) | 66.34 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
541. | Josh (joshuae) | 66.31 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
542. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 66.28 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
543. | Roshan (noob_master9901) | 66.25 | 94% | 2020-11-29 |
544. | smell (mytoes) | 66.19 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
545. | Aayush (aayushm8) | 66.07 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
546. | FleshEyes (lejitt) | 66.05 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
547. | JojiZ (joji718) | 66.04 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
548. | iquee (jeptha) | 66.04 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
549. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 65.72 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
550. | PiPi (pipicomel) | 65.66 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
551. | Mouad (mouadmzn) | 65.42 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
552. | Mike (fastmisha) | 65.41 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
553. | Christian (pheonican) | 65.09 | 94% | 2020-10-27 |
554. | typer (typer_jones) | 65.07 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
555. | wael (wael64) | 64.91 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
556. | Brady (bradymoller) | 64.80 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
557. | Dhruv (dhruvs301) | 64.73 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
558. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 64.73 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
559. | Judy (judyzhang) | 64.69 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |