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Rip One: To Rip One is to pass your gas with an unusually high level of pressure behind it. No one really knows what causes this extreme build up in pressure. The act of ripping one is followed by a moment of indecision where the originator is unsure whether that felt good - or it hurt a little bit. As a precautionary measure, it's sometimes advisable to check your undergarments for unexpected cargo.

—from Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting, a book by Pj Whitehill

Active since January 1, 1970.
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