Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5379. | Jennifer (michelizzi72) | 47.41 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
5380. | Kiharu (kiharu) | 47.40 | 94% | 2019-03-18 |
5381. | eagle (e4gle) | 47.38 | 95% | 2020-09-15 |
5382. | Miklós (motyo42) | 47.38 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
5383. | Keia (alu15) | 47.33 | 95% | 2020-02-21 |
5384. | :| (pyrochild) | 47.33 | 94% | 2017-10-06 |
5385. | Ctrl+Alt+Destruction (mimch... | 47.30 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
5386. | Boglárka (hantsuki) | 47.30 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
5387. | kaneki (8manno1) | 47.29 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
5388. | bruh (peplee_) | 47.27 | 94% | 2020-03-15 |
5389. | Slick Willy (dick_snapper) | 47.24 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
5390. | Shivun (shivster27) | 47.24 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
5391. | Hans (haaans) | 47.20 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
5392. | direw (direw) | 47.18 | 92% | 2021-08-07 |
5393. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 47.17 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
5394. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 47.17 | 94% | 2020-06-22 |
5395. | Joe (dabasaurus_rex) | 47.15 | 94% | 2018-01-01 |
5396. | Nicole (nickiannia) | 47.15 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
5397. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 47.14 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
5398. | wasja (diamaid) | 47.12 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
5399. | hamger (broncos1388) | 47.11 | 94% | 2018-06-14 |
5400. | Racer King (liquana) | 47.10 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
5401. | dio (what_is_pain) | 47.10 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
5402. | Wayne (reken) | 47.06 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
5403. | Jesus (pikmin6000) | 47.06 | 93% | 2018-08-01 |
5404. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 47.03 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
5405. | Ivan (bimg) | 47.03 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
5406. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 47.02 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
5407. | Bash (bashark) | 47.01 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
5408. | Karan (iamkaran) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |