Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1574. | Sara (koviii) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
1575. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 84.67 | 95% | 2018-02-08 |
1576. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
1577. | Oliver (highonbelvita) | 84.67 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
1578. | George (yellowgeo) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
1579. | Ryan (0hax) | 84.66 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
1580. | Christian (casey_white) | 84.65 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
1581. | Logan (maestrobroccoli) | 84.65 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
1582. | Kelli (kellil08) | 84.64 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
1583. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 84.62 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
1584. | Master (mcrockett) | 84.62 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
1585. | G (zger) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
1586. | slow account (pasta2) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
1587. | KTH (kthmanish) | 84.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
1588. | Joe (joe7670) | 84.58 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
1589. | StraightUpLuck (straightupl... | 84.55 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
1590. | Karam (kahsi) | 84.54 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
1591. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
1592. | Lemvig (lemvig42) | 84.54 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
1593. | Roma (useflame) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
1594. | komaru (komaru) | 84.46 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
1595. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 84.44 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
1596. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 84.43 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
1597. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 84.42 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
1598. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
1599. | MyBihLuhDoCocaine (mybiluhd... | 84.39 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
1600. | Elden (bloab) | 84.36 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
1601. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 84.35 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
1602. | David (2mill) | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
1603. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 84.35 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |