Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3338. | Roc (crackroks) | 67.90 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
3339. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 67.89 | 94% | 2019-09-01 |
3340. | Le Quan (hacbachmaquan) | 67.88 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
3341. | Emil (jeez97) | 67.88 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
3342. | Anna (annabaenana) | 67.88 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
3343. | Chase (noodlelou) | 67.87 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
3344. | Martín (albugineo) | 67.87 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
3345. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 67.87 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
3346. | Ketchup (kamr) | 67.87 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
3347. | Bruno (armitageb) | 67.87 | 94% | 2019-04-01 |
3348. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 67.87 | 94% | 2018-01-06 |
3349. | Art (artkhl) | 67.86 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
3350. | makig (makig) | 67.86 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
3351. | Alex (alexsong) | 67.85 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
3352. | Matt (dazzles98) | 67.85 | 94% | 2018-10-30 |
3353. | TSpin (all_type) | 67.85 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
3354. | G (gtsinger) | 67.84 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
3355. | Joshua (beastjg) | 67.81 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
3356. | Jeremy (ziney) | 67.78 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
3357. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 67.77 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
3358. | orih (orih) | 67.76 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
3359. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 67.76 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
3360. | vikalimo (anoba) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
3361. | Theo (tcoutsouros) | 67.74 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
3362. | Tyler (tythal) | 67.73 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
3363. | Jens (spaceplumber) | 67.71 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
3364. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
3365. | Pepe (peperojel) | 67.69 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
3366. | adinda (adindaprsl) | 67.69 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
3367. | Panther (panthernerd) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |