Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5128. | anay (anay147) | 50.94 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
5129. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 50.93 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
5130. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 50.92 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
5131. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 50.91 | 93% | 2017-10-21 |
5132. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 50.89 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
5133. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 50.89 | 94% | 2018-10-31 |
5134. | Elliot (currie) | 50.88 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
5135. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 50.88 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
5136. | nother (nother) | 50.87 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
5137. | Honk (honkis) | 50.86 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
5138. | Bo (borelly) | 50.86 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
5139. | Jess (jessmxrie) | 50.85 | 95% | 2019-10-28 |
5140. | ali (alianggie) | 50.82 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
5141. | Rodolfo (rudady) | 50.79 | 94% | 2020-04-23 |
5142. | Omar (manual_gears) | 50.78 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
5143. | Jose (hoxe) | 50.75 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
5144. | syed (alishah110) | 50.73 | 93% | 2017-08-31 |
5145. | unholy (virus_) | 50.72 | 94% | 2019-08-11 |
5146. | Sanket (circuit_53) | 50.71 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
5147. | ready (vready) | 50.71 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
5148. | Mohammad (solaiman123) | 50.69 | 94% | 2019-09-21 |
5149. | Always working (varunguptas) | 50.68 | 94% | 2018-05-27 |
5150. | Andrew (markinandrew) | 50.66 | 93% | 2020-11-15 |
5151. | 💵 (mebank) | 50.66 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
5152. | Aldon (alligen) | 50.65 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
5153. | farzan (farzanhges) | 50.64 | 94% | 2019-07-28 |
5154. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 50.63 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
5155. | Max (linktag) | 50.62 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
5156. | Domas (little1snipez) | 50.60 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
5157. | Adnan (adnanli) | 50.59 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |