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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.

—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart

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1847. magadan magadiosh (magadan) 81.15 97% 2019-01-02
1848. Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) 81.15 96% 2018-12-07
1849. PikaPower (pikapower) 81.14 97% 2020-01-04
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1851. Sami (sami66) 81.12 97% 2020-12-18
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1853. Ivan (agrus) 81.08 99% 2019-01-09
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1855. Banzay (coldhands69) 81.02 98% 2018-04-11
1856. jacky (jacky32) 81.02 96% 2019-10-13
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1858. Isaac Niederer (inied) 81.00 96% 2020-07-17
1859. atoi (atoi) 81.00 98% 2017-11-13
1860. danny (dannyboi2) 80.98 99% 2018-10-27
1861. m (hotdogggg) 80.97 98% 2020-08-01
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1863. Adam Szakacs (schimoda) 80.94 96% 2020-12-14
1864. goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) 80.94 95% 2020-05-10
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1866. LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) 80.92 96% 2018-10-28
1867. Matthew (wormshurm) 80.92 97% 2019-12-06
1868. Patrik Vogler (blumi) 80.91 97% 2018-09-20
1869. Miguel Antón (anckael) 80.90 98% 2018-09-17
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1873. David Poach (dpsimi) 80.87 98% 2020-09-22
1874. Jeoff (7dollarburrito) 80.84 96% 2020-08-16
1875. Heiðar Bergsson (heidar) 80.84 99% 2019-09-18
1876. Smoke (smoke91) 80.83 98% 2019-03-31

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Default (English) 8,126 78.49 August 27, 2017
Instant Death Mode 10 100.70 January 6, 2019