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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody! Peace, man.

—from The Simpsons, a other by Matt Groening

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2243. Jonathon (goodstuff11) 74.22 98% 2020-11-24
2244. Dat Boi (mralex101) 74.22 95% 2020-01-18
2245. Purple_love (purple_love_) 74.22 97% 2018-12-28
2246. Boon Chuan Tan (nitrolego) 74.20 97% 2019-02-28
2247. Brian (brianthetypist) 74.19 96% 2017-10-13
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2257. Jason (epiking) 74.08 96% 2018-08-31
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2259. Herby (enjjj) 74.04 96% 2018-01-29
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2271. Henry Purcell (purcellain) 73.98 98% 2019-01-18
2272. Oberyn (walterhunglong) 73.98 97% 2018-03-27

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2 89.76 June 11, 2021