Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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966. | nick (nickderp) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
967. | Sean (changomango) | 99.68 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
968. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 99.68 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
969. | Button (mhd0) | 99.67 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
970. | Alex (hirage) | 99.62 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
971. | ruru (awestrike) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
972. | Johnny (bananabonger) | 99.56 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
973. | スレトロン (slethron) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
974. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 99.56 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
975. | Stea (fracticals) | 99.52 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
976. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 99.52 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
977. | zoidburger (adamczh1) | 99.52 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
978. | kweg (kweg) | 99.50 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
979. | James (jjlinden) | 99.49 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
980. | Tuan (tuan_nguyen) | 99.47 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
981. | Ted (xted) | 99.45 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
982. | Benson (astriker) | 99.44 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
983. | Ian (norcla) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
984. | Alex (aqin24) | 99.42 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
985. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 99.38 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
986. | Albert (albert_) | 99.37 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
987. | Financier (darkmonk) | 99.35 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
988. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 99.31 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
989. | Brandon (chochopie) | 99.25 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
990. | Yessir (romans828) | 99.18 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
991. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 99.18 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
992. | Umang Dongare (umang1998) | 99.17 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
993. | Joshua (neorashi) | 99.15 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
994. | Charlie (swordmole) | 99.14 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
995. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 99.14 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |